Lady Gaga’s Perfume Smells like a Dramatic 17-Year-Old Not “Blood and Semen

Lady Gaga’s Perfume Smells like a Dramatic 17-Year-Old Not “Blood and Semen

Lady Gaga was forced to release her own sexy Instagrammed images of her (heretofore closely guarded) debut fragrance black fluid "Fame" on Twitter today, following the leak of a low quality picture in which the bottle looked totally shitty that took place a few days ago.

The source of that leak was Lisa Tant, the editor of Canadian fashion magazine Flare. Tant's feed was quickly scrubbed clean of the offending tweet, but the damage was already done. You'll never sell fashion in this town again, Flare. A million girls would kill for this job. That sweater is cerulean, etc.

Here's Gaga's crinkly wrinkly take, via her Twitter:

    "Looks like photos of my perfume are being leaked. Oh fashion editors I could just crinkle my hands at you!"

Earlier this year, Gaga made headlines when she started telling people she wanted her perfume to smell like blood and semen, A.K.A. nature's flowers.

Turns out it doesn't smell like blood and semen. Instead, it smells like a poem written by a dark-hearted seventeen-year-old girl who hates apricots.

Here are the notes, as listed on the back of the box

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